yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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