No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
My life is pants optional.
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