Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
