So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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