just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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