I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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