So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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