i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
