Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We had sex on a dog bed..
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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