Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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