What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
