After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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