Sry I called you an 8
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
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