the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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