Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Randomize