it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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