STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My vagina is very pro this idea
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Randomize
