It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you will always have a special place in my vag
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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