I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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