You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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