let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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