High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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