Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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