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(318): View more from Louisiana

I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her

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(206): View more from Washington

Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.

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(248): View more from Michigan

There r osticjed everywhere

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(214): View more from Texas

I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.

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(641): View more from Iowa

My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.

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(586): View more from Michigan

Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face

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(503): View more from Oregon

Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???

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