College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
