he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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