Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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