is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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