We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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