Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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