Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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