After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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