I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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