So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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