Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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