You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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