I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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