oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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