don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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