You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i just had sex bonerless
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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