we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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