i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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