My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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