I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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