You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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