I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
i think my cat just said my name.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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