So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
She announced her abortion via fbk
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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