I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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