you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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