I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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