What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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