UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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