I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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