We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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